Tuesday, February 08, 2011

A REAL STINKER

I get the cast off Wednesday morning after wearing it for six weeks. My dear
wife told me that it really smells, especially at night in bed. I'm so sorry to
be such a stinker to anyone around me. I promise to take a bath before next
Sunday. I can hardly stand the smell myself.
I will be able to drive when he cast is off. I can go to Barnes and Noble again
because I've missed being there drinking coffee and reading. I can go out
with a couple of friends for breakfast again. I can go get the mail/newspaper
again. Hey! Why am I so happy? Someone else has done all these things for
me for six weeks and I want them to stop. Not! Ouch!! I just broke my left
foot! Call 911 and tell them to go get me some coffee, please.

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