COON CLUB CALLED OFF

I got an email that the Coon Club isn't meeting due to the heavy snow. That is so sad
because I was just ready to step out in the snow to go. Maybe I can call Coon Club
President to tell them that they can take my name off their membership! That will
show them!
I can understand Sugar Grove calling off church Sunday. And it wasn't all that white
stuff that did it. I was cause I were goin' be a preaching to them. Can't blame at all,
I've heard myself preach fer over 40 years! Maybe I should have the President of
the Coon Club call them and ask if they can meet there tomorrow since they won't
be a meetn'
I could start my own Coon Club cause I never call meetin's off fer anything. Might
miss somethunkin'. Hey! I could even be President!! Now that's a great idea if I
do say so myself.
By the way, my wife & daughter are mad that they called the Coon Club off cause
they wanted to stop at Pepper's fer lunch since the Coon Club don't serve fresh
meet no more!