I TOLD YOU SO

I made a mistake this morning as hard as it is for me to admit. I thought today was
Friday. So, I started getting ready to go have breakfast with two of my friends. While
I was dressing my wife asked me where I was going. I told her and she told me I was a
day early. I thought then she would tell me to take her out for breakfast since I was
ready and raring to go. Since she didn't, I slowly slipped on out of the room with my
face down low.
Just yesterday I read a book about forgetting things. I can't remember the name of
it but it was funny. I hope I don't end up in one of her books about forgeting. Maybe
I simply have too much in my small brain. I call it brain strain. One good thing about
already being dressed is that I'm ready to go. Now, all I have to do is remember where
I was going. Oh yea, to visit some shutins for the church.
I will remember to meet two minister friends in the morning right on time. The great
thing is that I'm already dressed for that too. There, I told you so! Just forget to
remember what I just told you. I did!