WATCH IT!

When I went out to get the morning mail I found a birthday card from Edward Jones.
I rushed back in the house and ripped open the envelope hoping to find a check to
celebrate my 65th birthday Wednesday. Well, they were nice enough to send a card.
Maybe someone stole the money. You just can't trust people these days. The sad
thing is that the very same thing happened last year. Maybe the money will get
here next time.
I say all this to say, if you send me a birthday card, make sure no one sees you slip
that hundred dollar bill in the envelope. You just can't be too careful these days. So
again I urge to watch it! Thanks for thinking of me as time goes by.