The seven decades of life: Spills, Drills, Thrills, Bills, Ills, Pills and Wills.
Question: What time of day was Adam created?
Answer: A little before Eve.
Question: What Bible character could talk within 24 hours of his birth?
Answer: Job. He cursed the day he was born.
Man 1: When I go to bed at night I see yellow lights and green dots before
my eyes.
Man 2: Have you seen a psychiatrist?
Man 1: No, only yellow lights and green dots!
Ministers don't get much respect. I was in the church restroom this morning,
washed my hands and went to turn on the hand dryer. There was a note on it"
"Push here for the latest word from our preacher."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment