SIGNS OF THE TIMES

Do you ever stop and then wonder why you stopped? Well, have I got a deal for you! For only $29
you can have a STOP sign to save you from wondering why you stopped. It is attached to a medal
ring on your head and the sign hangs out in front of you so you can see what you are doing and in only seconds stop what you started and go back to bed. Be warned: it works best beween 3:00 a.m. and 5:30 a.m. if the batteries are kept strong. When the batteries are getting weak, there is a faint beap to alert you to STOP and get new batteries. Stop now, wherever you are and order before this offer expires. And if you hurry, we will throw in a second sign for free: START. That way you can decide when to STOP and when to START by flipping the change left over from your wasted money you sent us. Hurry...hurry...hurry and we will pay for freight charges as welll. Note: in less that six months your signs will be left at your front door when UPS stops aand get you you started stopping. Thanks you for listening. I've got to rush off before the producer stops me from selling such silly signs to you. There is is....a sign right before me..... S T O P!!!