SNOW FOOD

It's going to snow 5 - 10 inches today and I just realized that we're almost out of dog
food! What to do? That is the question. The answer: -1. send the wife out to get some.
-2. go get some myself. (not!) -3. send the husky after her own food. -4. feed them snow
cream. -5. feed them leftovers. -6. see if Tractor Supply delivers. -7. put the dogs
on a snow diet. -8, call 911. -9. move without them and don't leave a trail. -10. let
them eat cake and ice cream.
By the way, if you go out into the woods today, bring us some dog food. We will leave
the front porch light on for you. Thank you, thank you very much.