Top Ten Reasons Not to Wash My Car

I'm watching golf all day because J B Holmes isn't doing pretty well at this point at
the British Open. We met when I was pastor at First UMC, Campblellsville. As I've
said before, his caddie is a member of First Church. I sure hope he does well today.
I love this weather! Good day to be outside with a tv watching the golf game!
My car needs washing. Top Ten Reasons Not to Wash Car: 10. the water is cold.
9. can't find a clean rag. 8. why do it when you can wait till tommorrow 7. saving
water in case of a drought 6. can't find my rubber ducky 5. it will just get dirty
again 4. pray someone shows up to do it for me 3. can't find the car keys to open
it 2. not sure it's my car since it is so dirty 1. birds are flying over it and taking aim!
Watch it!!! Sounds good enough to me!
Back to the golf game. Come on J. B.!!