I Love A Little Nip Every Now and Again

Every now and again I like a nip. I can hardly wait to take a nip while I'm working in my study. It makes me feel so much better. Barney says, "Nip it in the bud!" I say, a nip or two can't hurt you if you don't over do it. Too many can give your tummy troubles. That's why I was so excited today when my wife gave me some Nips. Nips are rich and creamy hard candy drops that taste like coffee. I even take a nip when I'm driving. I haven't gotten pulled over yet. If I do, I may just offer a nip or two the police man, not as a bribe, mind you, but as a gesture of friendship. If I'm questioned as to where I got my supply, I will tell them my who got me high on this stuff.