MILK MAN

I saw our neighbor's leave last Saturday on vacation. For the past week I've seen their
cat out in their yard. A couple of days ago I saw their cat in our yard and then on our
front porch. Being the nice man that I am, I gave the cat some milk. Then yesterday
I gave the cat milk again yesterday. My mistake.
Years ago I adopted a stray cat. My family named the cat Mr. Kitty. He stayed until we
moved but we didn't move Mr. Kitty to Bowling Green with us. I sure hope the next
door neighbors get home soon, milk is expensive! Not knowing the nameof the cat, I've
named the cat Miss Milk. By the way, I'm Milk Man. I hope I get fired for the Fourth!