GO - GO - GONE

I GOT UP AROUND 5:30 THIS MORNING AND HOOKED UP THE HOSE TO WATER
OUR MIN-GARDEN. JUST AS I SAT DOWN ON THE DECK, I FELT A DROP OR TWO
OF RAIN FALLING ON MY HEAD. SURE ENOUGH, I HAD TO GET THE TWO DOGS
INSIDE, PUT AWAY THE PAPERS AND TURN OFF THE HOSE. NO PROBLEM, THE
RAIN IS FREE.
I PLAN TO WATCH GOLF THIS AFTERNOON SINCE I'M HOOKED ON GOLF. SINCE
I CAN'T PLAY ANY LONGER, I WATCH IT ON TV. WHAT AMAZES ME IS THAT MY
WIFE HAS GOTTEN HOOKED TOO. WHO WOULD OF EVER THUNK IT!
I HAD BREAKFAST WITH A COUPLE OF MINISTER FRIENDS YESTERDAY AND
VISITED A RECENTLY RETIRED MINISTER AND HIS WIFE LATER IN THE DAY.
I TOLD PT & PEGGY I BROUGHT ICE CREAM AS A WELCOMING GIFT BUT IT
MELTED BEFORE I ARRIVED. THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME FOR SOME ODD REASON.
SINCE IT'S SATURDAY, I HOPE TO GO TO BARNES & NOBLE TO READ AND DRINK
COFFEE. I'M READING A NEW MYSTERY THERE.
WELL, GOTTA GET GOING BEFORE MY WIFE TELLS ME WHERE TO GO!